The following are actual statements found on insurance forms filled in by car drivers.
The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. I saw a slow moving sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the roof of my car. An invisible car appeared out of no-where, struck my car and vanished. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. pedestrian. I was thrown from my car as it left the road, I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. I was sure the old fellow would not make it to the other side of the road when I struck him, the pedestrian had no idea in which direction to turn, so I hit him. To avoid hitting the car in front of me I struck a Back to Index
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