The Female always makes The Rules.    The Female is never wrong.            

The Rules are Subject to Change without prior notice.    No Male can possibly know all the Rules.

If the Female suspect the Male do know all the Rules,  she must immediately change some or all of the Rules.

If the Female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which,  was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.

The Male must apologize immediately for causing the said misunderstanding.

The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the Female.

The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The Male must remain calm at all times,   unless the Female wants him to be angry and or upset.

The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

The Male is expected to mind-read at all times.

The Man who doesn't abide by "The Rules" cant take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.  Any attempt by the Male to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.